I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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