I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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