Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Randomize
