don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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