looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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