508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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