i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
This is my gift to your gina
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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