I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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