doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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