That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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