Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Let's get the cat blown out
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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