She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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