Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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