even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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