i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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