I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I made him laugh his dick is mine
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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