u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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