are you still at the devil's house?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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