so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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