With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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