I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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