You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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