When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
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