Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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