So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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