he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
She even gives head with a lisp.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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