if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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