There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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