I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
