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(507): View more from Minnesota

The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.

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(937): View more from Ohio

you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.

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(217): View more from Illinois

he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably

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(562): View more from California

My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners

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(989): View more from Michigan

He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.

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I'll uninvite my mom

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(480): View more from Arizona

Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.

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(317): View more from Indiana

my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles

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