Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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