I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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