I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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