went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Quick, to the slutcave!
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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