He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Randomize
