I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
whose parrot is this?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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