i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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