I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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