i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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