True but thats because hes a fetus.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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