why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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