so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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