its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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