A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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