Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
When did angry sex become our thing?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
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