I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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