did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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