Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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