i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize