i may or may not be watching the land before time
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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