Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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