Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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