But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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